Tuesday, January 25

Tuesday 11am. Got up at 7.30. Coffee and porridge (pleased to see in newspaper this morning that porridge is the No1 breakfast according to a nutritionist). Walked Edward in the park (he moved his bowels once and cocked his leg several times). Re-attached my handlebar mufflers to my scooter and drove to work. Boss rang in sick (yippee!). Cup of tea. Looking forward to tikka masala chicken ready meal at noon. Tried to talk to friend, Tom, in Moscow but his scary PA refuses to put me through. Sun streaming through the blinds and onto my desk. Text bf and ask him to bring home LCD Soundsystem album. Silently hate desk neighbour for eating Gregg's sausage rolls all day and remaining stick thin. Cigarettes - nil. Bowel movements - nil.

4pm. Bowel movements - 2 (hurrah!). Curry - delish. Glasses of water - 2. Cups of tea so far - 1. Phone conversations with bf - 2. Number of drunk assistants following 2 hour lunch - 1. Songs downloaded - 1 (a Dolly Parton piece for Elsie).

Midnight. Dinner was sausage and beans with coffee and a weight watchers mousse for afters. Saw Million Dollar Baby and it was fabulous. Cigarettes smoked today - 2. Baths taken - 1. Hours spent putting rubbish on ebay - 1. Bedtime.

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