I just ate a tin of mandarin segments and now it's raining. That'll serve me right. I'm still hunting for the bastard that broke Charley Stanley's nose so if you hear 'owt let me know. MTV just called to see if they could pimp my ride and last night I came downstairs to get a glass of water and caught my Mum playing Grand Theft Auto (I think she does have a penis). James Murphy on page 49 of this weeks NME - PHWOAR!!!! (nice nails and a thick neck). Tom has moved to Moscow, I've got a new phone and Darren is getting better. Lamb Madras tonight then off to Florida. Back in two weeks. Be good.