I was never fond of Halloween because it was always such hard work carving the face of Elaine Stritch into an old turnip (two eyes, a hole for a nose, jagged teeth and a candle for a brain). I saw this costume (via WoW) and just knew that I would be trick or treating in my street this year.

Status Quo are soon to be seen on Coronation Street playing themselves. The blond one with the crap wet perm seems to have a thing for tool belts and electricians (nowt wrong with that we say).

Wikipedia is a fantastic idea: an online encyclopedia written and updated by anyone with an internet connection. The problem is that relying on your average blogger for building an encyclopedia (or anything, for that matter) is that many of them are tasteless, borderline illiterate, and astonishingly immature. Of course, if you’ve spent any time reading this blog you will know that. Anyway, it appears that some entries on Wikipedia are being 'vandalised'. Here's a few funny ones:

FEMINISM
Original: “Feminism” is a diverse collection of social theories, political movements, and moral philosophies, largely motivated by or concerning the experiences of women, especially in terms of their social, political, and economic situation.
Vandalized: Aren’t women asking for too much? Sure, we give them their liberties and stuff, but why must we men give them all our possessions when they ask for a divorce?

BARBRA STREISAND
Original: She briefly dated Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau in the early 1970s, had long-term relationships with hairdresser-turned-producer Jon Peters and tennis player Andre Agassi, and later married actor James Brolin in 1998.
Vandalized: She briefly dated Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau in the early 1970s, had long-term relationships with hairdresser-turned-producer Jon Peters and tennis player Andre Agassi, and later married actor James Brolin in 1998, with whom she has vigorous anal sex.

RICHARD GERE
Original filmography:
“Beyond the Limit” (1983)
“The Cotton Club” (1984)
“King David” (1985)
“Power” (1986)
“Pretty Woman” (1990)
“Rhapsody in August” (1991)
“Final Analysis” (1992) (also executive producer)
“Sommersby” (1993) (also executive producer)
“Red Corner” (1997)
“The Jackal” (1997)
“Junket Whore” (1998) (documentary)
“Runaway Bride” (1999)

Vandalized filmography:
“Beyond the Limit” (1983)
“The Cotton Club” (1984)
“The Gerbil Stuffing Club” (1984)
“King David” (1985)
“Power” (1986)
“Pretty Woman” (1990)
“Rhapsody in August” (1991)
“Rodent in Rectum” (1991)
“Final Analysis” (1992) (also executive producer)
“Sommersby” (1993) (also executive producer)
“Red Corner” (1997)
“The Jackal” (1997)
“The Gerbil” (1997)
“Junket Whore” (1998) (documentary)
“Runaway Bride” (1999)

JESUS
Original: Jesus is the son of God.
Vandalized: Jesus is the son of God. Oh yeah i forgot to tell u that god is an arse and takes it up the batty so does jesus and moses is black and has a huge cock.