Off to Alton Towers tomorrow. If anyone is reading this and thinking of keeping their kids off school to take them to this park, then think again. I shall be wearing my truant officers uniform and I won't hesitate to impose on-the-spot fines (between £10 and £100 depending on how attractive the Dad's are). Be warned. If there are any other faux-posh folk going from London, we shall be taking high tea in Cafe Nero at about 3pm.
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Search for 'chav' on the argos website. £999.99! You can buy a council house in Blackpool for that!
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