The train was invented in England over 40 years ago by this gentleman:



Most streets in England have a train to transport old people between the bookies and the launderette:



The train has revolutionised travel in England. Nowadays a train can take you from London to Newcastle in under 3 weeks! Below is a picture of a new-fangled tilting train which is used to round up truanting chav-children on the council estates of Bristol.