Loser!
I made a record on a crappy TEAC four-track recorder using a £10 casio sampler and a bass guitar with one string. This was in 1991. I pressed 1000 flexi discs and gave them away while I was out dancing at clubs like Delirium, Garage, FF at Turnmills, Kinky Gerlinky, Pleased, Traffic, Troll and The Bell. Then it was reviewed in Sky Magazine (the poor mans Face) by Jay Strongman (the man who, with Mark Moore from S'Express, made the Mud Club unmissable) and he gave me this glowing review. In classic underachiever style I never made any more.