Remember when Madonnas 'American Life' was leaked onto the internet a few years ago so she recorded that "what the fuck do you think you're doing?" message which replaced the song whenever someone tried to download it? Well, today on Popjustice, I learned that the first single from the new album has leaked out again (she is very careless isn't she). The following paragraph made me laugh out loud:

Be sure to download it, because then the Equestrian Girl will have to record another one of those hilarious "This is Madge, what the fuck do you think you're doing?" messages, perhaps something more topical along the lines of "This is Madonna, how the fuck do you get a horse to slow down? Whhooooaaggaghh!!" to the sound of coconut shells clopping into the distance followed by a scream and a small thump.