Lovely weekend in Blackpool (even though Mum and Dad were there). Got very drunk in their presence on Saturday night at a local trattoria, blamed Dad for my cross-dressing lifestyle and then fell asleep on the couch with tiramisu all over my face. Splendid. Edward has gone off to stay with my parents for a couple of weeks as Darren and I are off to Germany to ride gigantic German rollercoasters like this one this weekend.

Mum gets her first front cover.