I reckon the Tories are onto something this time:
Ken Clarke - beer, ciggies and a slap-up dinner.
Gordon Brown - 40 watt bulb, put a jumper on NOT the heating, boiled potato and ham dinner.

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Apologies in advance but you gotta have a sense of humour (as many of the homeless have bravely testified in their TV interviews).

There is, a house, in New Orleans
They caaaaaaaaall the rising damp

I'm sick of folk calling the New Orleans disaster "our tsunami" when actually, they had two weeks warning about the storms and possible floods, but many people decided to hide in their attics (or, stupidly, their basements) rather than leave town. And don't give me that no car crap. Walking would have got anyone away from the disaster even in the 24 hours before it hit. Maybe now 'they' will listen to the global warming debates and do something about their enormous contribution to this problem.


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Overheard at work today.
"I spent yesterday at Brockwell lido and after a day amongst so many young British males and females at leisure I came to the inescapable conclusion that we need a war. And the bigger the better."
"I know, modern living standards and health-care have killed the whole survival of the fittest thing. There's millions of cnuts who simply shouldn't be alive."