We saw Alexander at the cinema on holiday. The critics have focussed on the lack of love action between Alexander and his 'tricks' but I felt that this didn't spoil the film. The shitty script spoiled it for me. To his credit, Mr Stone leaves us in no doubt where Alexanders orientation lies. Colin Farrell plays the roaring homo part very well (god knows what he sees in Jared Leto) and his thighs should get a credit all of their own in the closing titles. It's very colourful, noisy and camp (how could it not be camp when Val Kilmer and Angelina Jolie play his Mum and Dad). Nice to see the fella in the wheelchair from The Book Group in a big Hollywood movie.

We also saw The Incredibles. Brilliant. Mr Incredible was a bit tasty! (voiced by the Dad from Poltergeist). We loved Edna E Mode the fashion designer (voiced by the Director, Brad Bird). She just about stole the show, which is no mean feat in a class act like this.