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A cabbage on a stick makes a really good weapon.

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Rob Da Bank will be John Peels replacement on Radio 1. Good choice methinks.

Alan Ball has confirmed that Six feet Under will end after the next series. Boo! The good news is that HBO have commisioned a sixth series of The Sopranos.

The Producers is to get the Chicago treatment. The theatre version of the 60's film will be filmed again with Nathan Lane, Mathew Broderick and Nicole Kidman. It will be directed by Susan Stroman who directed the stage shows.

Booker prize winner Alan Hollinghurst has been nominated for the Whitbread (that should please TD).

Ewan McGregor will be on the London stage next year singing and dancing in Guys and Dolls.

Awfully good film maker Michael Winterbottom has been replaced by Judge Dredd director Danny Cannon to helm a trilogy of films called 'Goal!'. The films will follow the progress of an American latino playing in the premiership. Shooting will begin soon in Newcastle and at St James Park. Diego Luna stars. Beckham has a role in the movie. *pray for shower scenes*

There is new evidence that eating bogies and masturbating are actually good for us (yes, even at the same time).

Blimey! A rollercoaster operator sent the first car of the day off with eight riders in it without realising a 16ft section of track had been removed the evening before.

If any of you are hospitalised this weekend just pray that you don't get put into the same ward as Paul Weller and Keane singer Tom Chaplin. Both of them have been hospitalised with throat infections. Imagine being in a bed next to those two dullards.