Summer is here now and Edward is spending more time in the garden. He patrols the fences all evening on the look out for the neighbourhood cats who like to leave their smelly parcels on his patch when he's not looking. More than once I've caught him in a stand off position with next doors evil black tabby (its back arched and eyes huge) and broken up their potential brawl. But now things have taken a turn for the worse and the cats have called in the SAS. Tonight I'm going to teach Edward how to ignite a box of matches and lob it over the fence.