The bairn is a bit crook
Edward is in the hospital. He's not been well for the past few days (not eating and drinking, refusing to go into the garden, sleeping fitfully) so Darren took him to the vet this morning. An x-ray has revealed an obstruction in his gut and he will be operated on this afternoon. If all goes well he can come home tomorrow.
I hope he doesn't have to wear one of those bucket things on his head as the cats next door will think that is hilarious.

UPDATE
Large piece of yellow rubber removed from lower bowel (Edwards, not mine). Bill for £700. Thank fuck we took out that expensive pet insurance last year. Bucket-head will be home tomorrow.