My boss and his boss have gone to the pub and their boss is having a leaving 'do' in the 'soft area' at 4pm (a 'soft area' is a place for pretending to relax on uncomfortable chairs. This pleases Ministers and lets them think we have our 'work-life-balance' thing sorted). I told my boss and his boss that it would be two faced of them to attend the 4pm 'do' as they hate their boss. They told me to shut up and reminded me that free alcohol cancels out any two-facedness. I said "in that case order me a bottle of becks at the pub and I'll join you soon".

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Freaky Friday.
While seated lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Todays earphones pleasure: Chicks On Speed - 99 cents. There's a track on the album called 'Coventry' which I'm loving.
"Russel lives in Cov. It's such a brutal place. It's in the middle of England. It's right up in your face."
A crafty wink and nod towards 'Scandal' by the Pets Shop Boys. Lovely. I shall wave to Coventry tonight as we whizz past on the M6.