The Sunday quiz in honour of Diamond Geezers birthday.
Guess my weight by looking at the photos of me here. I shall weigh myself on Tuesday morning (apres ablutions) and post the result. The nearest guess will receive a copy of the paperback 'The Fuck-up' by Arthur Nersesian. Stones and pounds please, none of that metric nonsense.

Remember, I enjoyed the pleasure of three 'all you can eat' buffets in Vegas, as well as doughnut breakfasts AND several extended meals in fancy restaurants with real paintings on the walls.