Day 3
Breakfast - and so it came to pass that we discovered the power of the Krispy Kreme doughnut factory in the Village Food Court here, coffee and doughnuts is a real fat bastards breakfast, more hotel exploring, New York New York (Darren put $10 into a slot machine, the jackpot on that mutha was $2m, he didn't win), Monte Carlo, Bellagio (this place takes the biscuit for utter American luxury in an imagined Italian way) and Caesars Palace, all mind bogglingly perfect and plastic and luxurious and trashy, lunch at a fantastic NYC deli in Caesars called Stage Deli (those huge cinematic sandwiches with meat falling outa them), back to the hotel, watched Jackass The Movie in our room (lots of man-flesh on show, which was nice), went next door to Luxor to see a movie about the Grand Canyon on the Imax screen (too scabby to fork out for a helicopter excursion to the real thing), ate egyptian pizza, walked back to Olde England and collapsed exhausted with cheese in my hair.