*Don't start the war without me*

I'm currently packing the Vuitton trunk for our trip to LA and Vegas tomorrow (actually, it's a Tesco carrier bag but I'm a homo with aspirations). Neil is going on and on and on about positive role models and I'm onto the 4th level of The Getaway. I gotta murder a bunch of art terrorists in the Serpentine Gallery. Pie and chips repeating on me. 3 Nytol before the flight should see me dozing over the pole and into LAX. El Segundo on Saturday night. Let's hope we don't leave our wallets. Back in 7 days.