boy 1: - It's red with white handlebars...
boy 2 :- No it's white with red handlebars...
man in a suit: - What do you mean? a bike's a bike..How do you describe a bike ?
man with camp voice:- I'd rather not say what's in the saddlebag... it's personal....!
Then the punchline - peeved looking PC says:-
You won't believe this Sarge - someone's just nicked me bike!
I used to go to the local YMCA when I was a toddler (is it any wonder I grew up like this). I was in the Tufty Club and our local chapter was held there. Tufty was a squirrel who taught small children to cross roads safely. We had a big paper zebra crossing (actually a roll of wallpaper painted black and white) and pedal cars to use as traffic. We took turns crossing the road and driving the cars (you have no idea how many 4 year olds had bruised shins from collisions with pedal cars). I obviously paid no attention as I was knocked down by a car when I was 5, an accident which broke my ribs and punctured my lungs. Stupid Tufty.
Click here to play a game based on the original 60's game by Spears and The Royal Society For The Prevention Of Accidents (Tuftys shadowy organisation devoted to squirrel world domination). Click on Tufty's head to hear him talk! Scary.
Did you know that Kenny Everett voiced Charley in those famously bad public info films?
Joe and Petunia
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