Tuesday, April 13

Today off work too. Hurah! Back tomorrow for three days then off again for two weeks and a day. Marvelous.
Got back from Blackpool last night at about 1am. We couldn't leave till Todd had kissed the gayer (who must be mad for dumping the 'bruiser'). I always preferred Coronation Street to Eastenders because they don't drag a story along for weeks on end. If someone has an affair/gets killed on Coronation Street it's all done and dusted and forgotten about in a week whereas on Eastenders the writers will extract 4 weeks worth of material from Mo Slater and her fiery farmer giles. So, anyway, this Todd business better end soon cos his whiny ways are starting to get a bit dull. Lets hope he gets laid properly at last by the gay nurse (I've forgotten his crap name), dumps frog faces' daughter, gets a shiny Canal Street shirt, starts to lisp, gets a poppers habit and then has a three-way with his own brother and the dumped bruiser. Go Corrie.

Since Friday morning last week we have swallowed:

18 hot x buns (toasted and heavily buttered)
4 pizzas (various sizes)
3 bags of crisps (various flavours)
2 Burger King meal deals
2 real Italian ice creams
2 full English cooked breakfasts
1 huge Cadburys Flake Easter egg (with 6 Flake bars inside it)
1 medium Cadburys dairy milk Easter egg
1 medium Cadburys Celebrations Easter egg
1 large box of Cadburys Celebrations (didn't come with the Easter egg)
1 steak pudding dinner
1 mince beef pie dinner
1 chicken fried rice from the chinese takeaway
1 tin of corned beef
1 tin of weight watchers baked beans.

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