So, new coasters this year for Alton Towers and Legoland and we’ve still not been to Thorpe Park, Drayton Manor or Oakwood. We didn’t participate in the ‘all you can ride for £10’ wristbands at Blackpool Pleasure Beach two weeks ago and the Tivoli Gardens were closed when we were in Copenhagen in February. That means we’ve not hurtled towards the ground at frightening speed since last Autumn. This deplorable state of affairs must end soon.