After having my haircut at the barbers on Roseberry Avenue in Islington this morning, I continued into the West End on my bike instead of taking my usual route down Embankment. I stopped at a zebra crossing and Michael Caine stepped out. I shouted "morning!" but he ignored me. This happened to me a few years ago on Piccadilly but that time it was Gary Oldman. I was excited when I saw him and spluttered "I love your work". Needless to say he ignored me. Movie stars are so rude.