Edward is tracing his family tree and has discovered that his great great great grandfather was a 'trench-ratter' in the first world war.

Be warned
Some people press the 'please wait' button at a pedestrian crossing but then cross before the green man gives them permission. Certain people on their motorbikes are then forced to stop by a red light at a pedestrian crossing which has no pedestrians on it. A new law has been passed which now gives bikers the right to drive onto the pavement and smash into the impatient fucka who held them up. This also applies to those pram-faced cnuts who can't walk past a 'please wait' button without pushing it (even when they are not intending to cross the road). Be warned.