Airport porn is apparently very good value.... *taps nose*
In Malaga airport recently I was surprised to see, among the copies of Hello, Vogue and Golf Digest, a cheap video for sale called 'Goat Fuck'. Very modern these Europeans. And, while we're on the subject of Spain, have you see this photo of the Spanish rowing team at the recent world championships?

A man walks into a chip shop with a trout under his arm..
"Do you do fishcakes?" the man says
"Yes" said the shop owner.
"Well can you do one for him cos it's his birthday tomorrow.."